Sanctions Meeting

East Ibsenia wrote:"A space agency is far far off. For another time."

Turning to the new Sardian governor, "So what you are saying is you are going to vote in your own interest, and then expect others to enforce your desires FOR you? That is quite disrespectful sir."

"What I'm saying is that whether or not I am here, I am powerless to decide my own neutrality. This Sanctions meeting, even if I want no part in it, will suck me in to war. So I may as well have may say in it, and would rather look disrespectful to the international community than to break my nation's tradition."

"If you were not here you could still be neutral? How would you not be neutral?"

I'm am not against spaceships or warfare in space. I'm quite with it actually. I'm only against the colonization of moon asteroids and things of that nature as it would end with someone putting WMDs on them." The ambassador says in response to the earlier comment about me being against space warfare. He was passed out because hock farted on him.

East Ibsenia wrote:"If you were not here you could still be neutral? How would you not be neutral?"

"If I am not here, I can continue to be neutral, until I break one of this council's resolutions, and then I'm suddenly public enemy number one."

El Fiji Grande wrote:
"If I am not here, I can continue to be neutral, until I break one of this council's resolutions, and then I'm suddenly public enemy number one."

"Well yes, but that applies regardless. If you upset ANY nation, regardless of sanctions, it will lead to war."

"You know Sardia if someone breaks a rule you don't have to involve yourself in the ensuing battle. I would say that is reasonable. I will protect you from anyone who attacks you because of you wanting to stay neutral."

East Ibsenia wrote:

"Well yes, but that applies regardless. If you upset ANY nation, regardless of sanctions, it will lead to war."

"But this is like upsetting Groth because I break the number one rule in their land: to be an aggressive dictatorship."

Falling Stars wrote:"I will protect you from anyone who attacks you because of you wanting to stay neutral."

"Thank you."

El Fiji Grande wrote:

"But this is like upsetting Groth because I break the number one rule in their land: to be an aggressive dictatorship."

"Im sorry, what does this have to do with sanctions? Its not my fault if one of the nations gets upset with you, no matter their reasoning. But it is my job to ensure these sanctions are enforced, and if you have no plans of enforcing them, but only making others do so, i must ask you to leave."

//Fiji if you are going to be switzerland, then be switzerland. Switzerland doesnt involve itself with pacts and treaties among groups of nations, but they do comply with them. You dont get to vote on these sanctions if you have no plans of backing them up.//

The ambassador sits, spinning in his chair waiting... The moment to strike arises! He lashes out unleashing the loudest fart he could into Eric's face. The sleeping man chuckles slightly as the breeze mixes with his somehow cancelling each out making the room smell of flowers and waterfalls.

//when are we voting?//

"My apologies, fellow nations. I cannot stand this any longer. These sanctions have nought to do with Sardia, so I must cancel our membership here. So long, and thanks for all the fish."

With that, he presses a button on his wrist, and a jet pack lifts him into the air above the table. He throws down a wad of chunks and says "That's for any damages." He then proceeds to shoot through the tiled glass ceiling of the room, and disappears from sight.

Later, while aboard his presidential 737, he laughs, thinking about how much fun that maneuver had been. It might cost him some respect with the international community, but the papers would be writing about it for weeks. Maybe the attention wasn't so bad after all.

//lol//

Winston grabs the chunks while everyone is looking at Sardian Leader rocketing into the air. He stuffs it into his pocket with a smile.

The ambassador looks at the broken glass in awe... 'I wish I could fly!' He thinks to himself suddenly noticing the wings that have replaced his arms. He begins to fly. "PULL" A shotgun shell hits him in the chest.

He awakens in a pool of drool hugging Eric.